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"Howlingly Funny"
-Kirkus Review
"Refreshingly Original"
-Austin Chronicle
"Rising Master of Horror"
-Elevate Difference (Formerly Feminist Review)
"Edge-of-your-seat fun!"
-Seat & Cushion Review*
"Pure Genius!"
-Nikola Tesla**
(Genius)
"Spellbinding!"
-Merlin***
(Wizard)
"I couldn't put it down!!!"
-You****
(You)
* Not a real magazine
** Real person who never read my work
*** Not a real person, but if he was, you bet he'd read my work
**** Dude. You.
-Kirkus Review
"Refreshingly Original"
-Austin Chronicle
"Rising Master of Horror"
-Elevate Difference (Formerly Feminist Review)
"Edge-of-your-seat fun!"
-Seat & Cushion Review*
"Pure Genius!"
-Nikola Tesla**
(Genius)
"Spellbinding!"
-Merlin***
(Wizard)
"I couldn't put it down!!!"
-You****
(You)
* Not a real magazine
** Real person who never read my work
*** Not a real person, but if he was, you bet he'd read my work
**** Dude. You.
Celebrating 20 Years. . .
. . .of Handlebar Mustaches!
